"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda
Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
Don’t forget it was in the 3d that required red and blue lenses and came with three packs in the dvd case.
this movie was perfect
#FF0000 thE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
#000000 THE DARK OF AGES PAST
#FF0000 A WORLD ABOUT TO DAWN
#000000 THE NIGHT THAT ENDS AT LAST
Whoever reblogs (up to 250 I’m one person) i will do this multiple times of it turns out good and favorites this will get a - brief history/ origin story - a superhero name - arch nemesis. Possibly - and I will design an outfit for you if you like your story and talk to me about preferences Rules: You can only reblog once it may take a while for you to get Make sure your ask is OPEN so I can send your stuff to you
Awersome idea! I’ll take the bait! XD
whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”
How about focus on the fucking essay and not make everything about your passions? You don’t see me making a rant about whales in every fucking essay I get.
i study sociology and politics, its always relevant you fucking weirdo. go fuck a whale or something.