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Emily. 18. bi. she:her/ my great loves: sci-fi, puns, killer cinematography/ part time bookseller, full time puppy petter

snailwitch:

"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda 

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

pantslesswrock:

trickstersgambit:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

Don’t forget it was in the 3d that required red and blue lenses and came with three packs in the dvd case.

this movie was perfect

maraudeers:

#FF0000 thE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
#000000 THE DARK OF AGES PAST
#FF0000 A WORLD ABOUT TO DAWN
#000000 THE NIGHT THAT ENDS AT LAST

I’m doing a superhero thing!

whydouwantaname:

nightmaidennyx:

Whoever reblogs
(up to 250 I’m one person) i will do this multiple times of it turns out good 
and favorites this will get a 
- brief history/ origin story
- a superhero name
- arch nemesis. Possibly
- and I will design an outfit for you if you like your story and talk to me about preferences 
Rules: 
You can only reblog once it may take a while for you to get
Make sure your ask is OPEN so I can send your stuff to you

Awersome idea! I’ll take the bait! XD

Every single Marvel Studios movie has centered around a presumably straight, white, male protagonist, even if white women (mostly love interests) and men of color (support roles) have played roles in the film. The franchise is a box office juggernaut and has a ton of movies on this list, but we’ve gotten two to three movies about each of the men on the Avengers and there’s yet to be a film about Black Widow.

Both of Marvel’s ensemble films—The Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy—trimmed down the superhero teams for their film adaptations, and the women characters, save for one, were the first to be cut. Most moviegoers will never know that women of color and LGBTQ characters were cut from Guardians of the Galaxy, but audiences will get to relate to the talking raccoon and the talking tree. —Marissa Lee, Where’s the Diversity, Hollywood? Sci-Fi and Fantasy Blockbusters Overwhelmingly White, Male (via fuckyeahblackwidow)

proletarianprincess:

underwatercavess:

proletarianprincess:

whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”

How about focus on the fucking essay and not make everything about your passions? You don’t see me making a rant about whales in every fucking essay I get.

i study sociology and politics, its always relevant you fucking weirdo. go fuck a whale or something.

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